When the apocalypse comes, don't rely on tap water. Learn to extract water from cacti, puddles, and the tears of despairing zombies.
Read Advanced Water Collection Techniques for more information.
When confronted by a pack of marauding bandits, use your wits to deflect them with clever comebacks and witty banter. It's like a sword fight, but with words.
Learn more about Sarcastic Self-Defense in our latest guide.
It's not just about survival, it's about style. Our togas are made from the finest imported Egyptian cotton. Don't get caught without one, or risk being mistaken for a hippie.
Read The Art of Wearing a Toga in Times of Crisis for more information.
When confronted by a pack of marauding bandits, use your wits to deflect them with clever comebacks and witty banter. It's like a sword fight, but with words.
Learn more about Sarcastic Self-Defense in our latest guide.
When the world has gone mad, remember that sometimes the only thing that keeps us sane is embracing the absurd. Like the time our leader, Bob, tried to start a chicken dance party in the bunker.
Read The Story of Bob's Fowl Move to learn more.
It's a acquired taste, but trust us, it's a game-changer. Our prophets have mastered the art of finding beauty in the most putrid of smells.
Discover the secrets of Rottin' for the Ages in our exclusive guide.